1. Remove all clothing before giving your child a biter biscuit. Bibs do not help.
2. Expect fingers to replace biter biscuit, as they get covered with the same slimy goo as the actual biscuit.
3. Despite rule #2, fingers are actually not necessary to enjoy biter buiscuits.4. Be prepared for the mess that will ensue.
5. Nothing you can do will override rule #4.
6. Watching your child's face during the biter biscuit makes the previous 5 rules well worth it.
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