Only what I can assume is either a yellow jacket or a hornet; doesn't really matter honestly, I am terrified of bugs and hate the thought of anything whizzing around our house looking for something nice and fleshy to bite! Karianna saw this thing on our screen door, which was shut, but the sliding glass door was wide open. So that means he (she? it? I'm not getting close enough to discern) actually FLEW INTO OUR HOUSE before deciding to land on the screen door. I hate bugs. I'd be an awful pioneer. So after realizing that this was not your regular old housefly, I quick shut the glass door, trapping it in between the screen door and the sliding glass door. Luckily I also managed to open the screen door about an inch before my bravery ran out, so it was just a waiting game until he crawled over to the crack and flew away. In the meantime, I measured the guy with a ruler-just under TWO INCHES! Karianna took it upon herself to try and get the guy with a flyswatter (too bad it wouldn't work).
Friday, May 30, 2008
WHERE'S MY HUSBAND!?!?
Only what I can assume is either a yellow jacket or a hornet; doesn't really matter honestly, I am terrified of bugs and hate the thought of anything whizzing around our house looking for something nice and fleshy to bite! Karianna saw this thing on our screen door, which was shut, but the sliding glass door was wide open. So that means he (she? it? I'm not getting close enough to discern) actually FLEW INTO OUR HOUSE before deciding to land on the screen door. I hate bugs. I'd be an awful pioneer. So after realizing that this was not your regular old housefly, I quick shut the glass door, trapping it in between the screen door and the sliding glass door. Luckily I also managed to open the screen door about an inch before my bravery ran out, so it was just a waiting game until he crawled over to the crack and flew away. In the meantime, I measured the guy with a ruler-just under TWO INCHES! Karianna took it upon herself to try and get the guy with a flyswatter (too bad it wouldn't work).
Don't Play Peek A Boo with this One!
How do you know????
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Just for Jake!
Here's Karianna riding a great Bat Mobile at Peter Piper Pizza the other day! JD is opting to ride the horse-he probably could have done that all day!!
Here's Jordan using his non-walker playground thingie for the first time. If you looked closely you can see only one foot touching the bottom, but he sure is intrigued by the toys on the top!
I asked Jared to try and capture the greatness of Jordan's lips-they are just so full and big! This was a pretty good shot of them!
And here's JD and Karianna doing a favorite pasttime-climbing on the aptly named climber :) Karianna taught JD how to climb this ladder she's on-she gave him great directions, ie "Ok put your foot here, and then your hand here and you just pull up and then swing your leg over the top like this...." He resisted her attempts when she was helping, but the second she walked away, he did it on his own!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Vacation Over!
Talk about being a proud wife!
Today was an amazingly awesome day and I am just so proud of my wonderful husband! I could not ask for a better husband and father, and I don't know where I would be without Jared. So it overjoyed me today when he came home with great news. You see Jared has been studying like crazy for a certification exam for his career in financial planning. This exam covers a LOT of material and is really really difficult. Jared is probably the smartest person I know, yet he was never really taught good studying skills, so preparing for this test required a lot from him. And you know, he could have absolutely failed this test and I still would have been bursting with appreciation for him, because I have never seen Jared study so hard and dedicate himself so much to something that was potentially very dificult. The neatest thing about it is he relied quite a bit on the Lord and in my eyes, that is even more wonderful; without this part of the journey, he probably would have been stuck in the mud, stressed out, and very frustrated. Well, tonite, we are saying prayers of thanks as Jared PASSED his test! And not even passed it, he got what we think is the highest marks that his company has seen this year! I am just so proud of Jared, what a great day for conquering a monkey on your shoulder (as Jared put it) and for relying on the Lord, who will come to your aid if you ask with a sincere heart and real intent. So congratulations Jared-I am just so proud of you!
It's looming down on us.....
Two strong little legs!!
Temple In Phoenix!!!!!!
After hearing the announcement, I told Karianna the news and she seemed fairly excited about it, though nothing too life-shattering. I was a little surprised that she didn't react more than that because she loves talking about temples. However, I think I got the full blown reaction later that day when she called me in to look at her lego creation:
She told me that the tower on the right was her house and the tower on the left was the temple, because we were getting a new temple in Phoenix and it would be right next to her house. So I guess the news sank in a lot deeper than I thought! Since I took this picture, she has built several more towers depicting our house and the temple right next door....I think she might be a little sad when she realizes we mgiht still have to drive to the PHoenix temple rather than see it in our backyard! However, it will be so wonderful to have a perfect answer to this question: Hey honey, I am bored....lets do something tonite-what do you want to do? Answer? Lets go walk around the temple. What a great idea! :)
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Potty Words

Saturday, May 17, 2008
6 Years!

Me: But who are you going to marry?
Karianna: ummm.......daddy (she says this very shyly).
Me: Oh, okay (smile smile)
Friday, May 16, 2008
Karianna Quips
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Lunchtime Topic: Baptism
Me: So Karianna, tell me what you know about baptism.
Karianna: First the daddy says a prayer, second he puts the boy under the water, third he brings the boy back up again-and he is baptized! (the picture on the fridge depicts this scene)
Me: And what does the daddy do when he says the special baptism prayer?
Karianna: He raises his hand (she does so and JD copies her as well).
Me: What else do you know? Look at the picture to help you.
Karianna: You wear white clothes.....and you are eight years old....and mama, what do you do if you make bad choices?
Me: I don't know, what do you do?
Karianna: You get baptized.
Me: But you can only get baptized one time.
Karianna: Well, when you get baptized you get clean.
Me: But what if you make a bad choice after you are baptized? What do you do?
Karianna: You.......um.......I know! I know! You repent!
Me: Yea! That's right! You say a repenting prayer so Heavenly Father and Jesus can forgive you!
Karianna: Yes, and then you can be clean like when you get baptized in the water.
Me: Karianna, I have a new word to tell you, listen: immersion. Can you say that?
Karianna: Immersion.
Me: Do you know what that means? It means when you get baptized you have to go all the way under the water!!!!!!
Karianna: Ooooooooooh. I know.
Me: So your head has to go under the water and your legs....
Karianna: And your hair.
Me: And your fingers.
Karianna: And your eyes.
Me: And your toes.
Karianna: And your belly button-all of your body!!!!!!
Me: Yes, and then you will be baptized by Immersion, and you will go all the way under the water.
Karianna: Yes, and I am brave to be baptized all the way under the water. Can I be baptized today after naptime??????
Me: (chuckle chuckle) well, lets wait until you are a little bit older, okay?
Karianna: OH kay (it really was two words-she was a little exasperated that she had to wait).
Recognition!
Friday, May 9, 2008
Whoops!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Do you know your movies?
Monday, May 5, 2008
Lecture Briefs 101: Solving basic math problems
What do you get when you have 8 children in one family, and 4 of those said 8 children begin having families of their own simultaneously? Well lets see, multiply the 4 by 10, carry the 1, drop the zeros, PEMDAS, what's the equation for cosine again? And my final answer is: 10 infants and toddlers ages 3 and under!!! Challenge question: what do you do when you put nearly all of said infants and toddlers in one pew at church? I am still not sure about that answer, but I am fairly certain I expended more calories in one sacrament meeting than I took in over the course of the last month.
Mohawk Mania!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Forgiveness from a 3 year old
Me: Karianna, I am so sorry I was mad and frustrated at you. I should not have done that.
Karianna: Okay.
Me. So I am sorry I got so mad at you and I am sorry I sent you to your room.
Karianna: And mama, I looked for Aladdin in my room, but it was not there.
Me: Oh that was very nice of you to look-JD put Aladdin in the toy closet by accident.
Karianna. Oh. I said I did not know where it was.
Me: Yes, you were telling the truth, and that was wonderful-I am very proud of you and I am sorry I did not believe you. Do you forgive me?
Karianna: Yes, but mama, you should say a repenting prayer.
Me: You are right, I will do that, fold your arms......Father in Heaven, we are thankful for this day. We are thankful for our family and especially for Karianna. I am thankful that Karianna could forgive me for being frustrated at her. I am sorry I got mad at Karianna and overreacted. Please help me to make better choices. Bless Karianna to know how much I love her and bless her to know how special she is. We love thee and say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Karianna: I want to say a repenting prayer too!
Me: Okay, go ahead.
Karianna: Father in Heaven, thankful for this day....thank you bless mama to not get mad at me and bless mama to make good choices....I'm sorry I went to my room....bless us not to touch DVDs...bless us to not go to our rooms....bless us to repent...bless us to go home safely (this is always in her prayers regardless). Name of Jesus Christ Amen.
Me: (Silence. I was so blown away by my amazing little girl who has such simple faith-I sure hope I can resemble that someday).
The Beauty of SLEEP!
Jordan, you need to go to sleep. See, sleep is pretty important. And when you get older like mom and dad, you are going to want sleep all the time; I mean, you will want to go to sleep at 8 every night just because it is so fun to sleep! So why don't we do this, why don't we just start practicing right now! You can snuggle in your blankie, watch the light from the street for a few minutes, count a few sheep, and then just close your eyes and sleep. And you know, when you are an adult you really don't need to be rocked to sleep or insist on squiriming every few seconds.....okay, most adults don't need that. So lets practice that too-and you can grow big and strong and thank me for allowing you to go to a nap when you are a two year old (because I am sure you will do that, just like your brother and sister.....). So how bout it? Want to go to sleep? I thought so-good answer Jordan. What a smart dude-its happening already!