You are Invited to a Memorial Service....

...For Mr. Tangelo. The sad victim of 5 baby teeth, Mr. Tangelo lived a quiet life in an orchard in Mesa, Arizona. Those closest to him recall the lovely orange glow he always seemed to eminate as he hung from his branch. He was well known for his citrus scent and his propensity to maintain a perfectly round shape. Bees nor birds could penetrate his peel, and he will be missed dearly for at least an hour. Friends and family believe he would have been proud to sacrifice his life so that a baby could get his daily allowance of vitamin C. Rest in peace, Mr. Tangelo-you sure were yummy.