A Kissing Conversation

This conversation is not going to be for everyone. However, if you know Jared, you will probably get a kick out of this, especially if you can picture Jared's perfectly stoic face while he is talking to our 8 year old son, JD.

Jared: JD, do you know what french kissing is?
JD: No.
Jared: Okay, that's good. Let me explain it to you a little bit. What's the name of Grandma's dog?
JD: Uh, Bella.
Jared: Okay. Well, imagine Bella sticking out her furry, slobbery tongue right in front of your face. And imagine you sticking out your tongue in front of her face. And then imagine licking tongues together.
JD: EWWWWWW! That's gross!
Jared: Uh huh. Well, that's what french kissing is. Do you think you ever want to do that?
JD: No way.
Jared: Okay. Well, that's good. Glad we had this conversation.

I was in a really crummy mood all night. Needless to say, I was laughing so hard I was crying. Jared said that was the best part of his day-seeing me smile and laugh. So one very odd, weird conversation had a major silver lining. Granted, we've just scarred our son for life.....